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Anything and everything, huh? You're making me hungry just thinking about it.
But maybe something kinda simple would be best. You might be a master chef, Antoine, but I'm still just a beginner. There was never much reason for me to cook back home, so I... mostly just helped chop vegetables and clean up afterwards.
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[Then, with a smirk.]
And perhaps once you know her favorite foods, you can later practice on making zem yourself.
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But... I'm really not much of a cook, Antoine? Last time I tried to make a hot meal, I almost burned down the kitchen.
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[he means hour of need.]
You are talking to a master chef!
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Wow, really? I never knew that about you, Antoine!
What sorts of things do you cook usually?
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But maybe something kinda simple would be best. You might be a master chef, Antoine, but I'm still just a beginner. There was never much reason for me to cook back home, so I... mostly just helped chop vegetables and clean up afterwards.
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[Nevermind that he doesn't know the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon.]
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Okay! I'll do my best.
And...thanks for all the advice. I owe you one.
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Thank you, Antoine.
--but I still owe you one! I'll catch you around later!
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Be seeing you later, Asbel.